Why the Emmys were REALLY created....
"What do you MEAN, there are no bathroom breaks?!?" [Just kidding Jen--you look GREAT!]
"Stop smiling, Debra. I am the New Redhead on TV. I am skinnier than you, smoother than you, and hotter than you. My plan for emerald-green mid-nineties world domination is complete! All will bow before my botoxed beauty! Buwahahahaa!"
Someone on this earth, a mermaid is trapped in human body, desperately hoping to get her voice back.
While waiting for someone to notice her, Jennifer Lowe Hewitt nervously wonders whether it was a good idea to make a dress out of the confetti she used for her "Over the Hill" party last weekend.