Close but no cigar.
Everyone is talking about how you're the new Jessica. And there's a lot of evidence to back that up. You finally got rid of that ghastly black hair and there are even whispers of a nose job although I liked your nose.
Lemme give you a little piece of advice, honey. You want to replace Jessica?
Then this (An unnecessary sartiorial tribute to Britney Spears):
Or this (an equally offensive tribute to Kirsten Dunst minus the great shades):
Or this (More Britney but at least you opted for shoes):
Are all completely unacceptable. You may be growing up, sweetie, but you've still got a long way to go.
It's called a hairbrush. Use it. Embrace it. Please.
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