It's official, folks. Kenny Chesney and Renee Zellweger have made it across the annulment finish line in record time. It only lasted four months, and the way they were all talking when they got married, you would have figured they'd be together forever. Well, forever's four months. Examine these statements from People:

"I'm the luckiest man alive."

"To be so in love with someone who is so perfect for me – it's just hard to imagine that I'm not going to wake up."

"They are very much in love."

Seems like it was more like infatuation. I guess Carolina Herrera a perfect wedding does not make. Nor does a wedding on a tropical island. And really, how bad was it that it only lasted four months?!?! Just a lesson to us all - get to know the person you're marrying.