Friday, September 16, 2005

Britney Spears gives birth to monster spawn-I mean, baby boy

I can't


That THIS woman

and this two-timing deserting scumbag

are parents?!?!

I heard she named him Sean Michael Spears Federline. The fact that she kept her maiden name in the baby's name tells me there's trouble ahead.

I predict that she'll annul the marriage, keep all her money, and send that fleabag packing. Maybe he'll cheat on her with Sienna who decided it was time to pay Jude back. Either way, K-Fed seems to take little interest in staying in touch with offspring of a prior relationship. Come on, people. He split with Shar Jackson when she was SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT to complete Britney's descent to white trash hell.

Either way...YIKES.