Okay, honestly, I've been on Eva Longoria overload. She is omnipresent. She's the top pick on Maxim's Hot 100 for the second year in a row, and her smile is plastered on every magazine from Elle to Lucky to Vogue. It's kind of overkill, you know? You would think she learned a lesson on overexposure from the OLD (Original Latina Diva) herself, J-Lo, but apparently not.

I'm sure she's happy with all the publicity she is getting (especially considering her resume isn't all that impressive), but why make yourself for a walking billboard for ACT II buttery popcorn?


I seriously don't understand this outfit, but I do like her shoes. They prove the timeless maxim of how leggy a short girl can look in a pair of barely-there, strappy sandals. But speaking of overexposure, um, where's the camisole for under that top? And why am I suddenly way over-acquainted with Eva's clavicle, side cleavage, and abs--all at once! Gah!