How not to dress if you want people to think you’re not really the Son of the Devil. Unless…

How to make your shoes stand out in a not-good way. (I'm not saying you have to be matchy-matchy, but...ugh. His shoes look like anchors. I'm not a fan of the skinny-leg pants either. He kind of seems like he's channeling Wolverine here...anybody agree?)

How to look like you just rolled out of bed in your smooshy-boobed nightgown. (Still, she doesn't look completely horrific, and the color of the gown is...nice. Boring, but nice.)