Wednesday, June 28, 2006

An Anatomy Lesson

So apparently, this girl is the new Daisy Duke, filling in Jessica's britches for the next Dukes of Hazzard movie.

Other than mentioning the fact that the first Dukes of Hazzard movie was not a major hit even when there were bona fide celebrities in it, I won't begrudge April Scott her shot at stardom. (Or eternal B-list celebrity status--one of those two.)

I was just wondering, are her boobs actually two symmetrical melons or were they just airbrushed that way? You gotta wonder if men are going to start thinking women are all supposed to look like strippers with perfectly round boobs.

To quote one of my favorite movies, Earth to Matilda: Breasts come in all shapes and sizes, and that is normal. Beautifully, blissfully normal.

I'm not anti-plastic surgery, but can't surgery help people look normal, and not like a Barbie doll with huge plastic knockers?