Unlike her sister Jessica, Ashlee Simpson has failed to earn my favor. In addition to having no voice or talent, she has spawned a generation of bad fashion. First it was Avril Lavigne, the angry punk, and all the depressed angsty little teenage girls dressed like her: big, baggy pants and teeny tiny shirts.

Horizontal stripes honey. Didn't they ever tell you that?

The bottom line is that I have to feel a little resentful towards Ashlee Simpson for inspiring yet another generation of teenybopper girls to dress ugly. According to my sources, these paint-on pants are the new skater look. Can we say ew? I'm pretty sure those pants were worn in the 80's sweetie, they should have stayed there where they belonged. And heels? With jeans like that? I could have let the top and the scarf pass, but I can't ignore those pants.



Oh wait. The scarf has SKULLS on it. Never mind, I can't let that go. What is this, "Naughty Pirate Meets Troubled Teen Who Views Tongue As Fashion Acessory?"

Love the makeup and the hair...but at this rate she has a long way to go.


oh, I forgot...photos courtesy of this hottie.