Real Would be Really Fabulous.
Drag Queen is the new black! Love the outfit, though.
What is with this photo, honey? I'm sure they just caught you at a bad moment. Maybe you should try eating more than celery sticks before coming to these events. I can only imagine the pangs your low blood sugar must be giving you to cause you to make a face like this.
I've hated on Teri before and with good reason. Take a look at her about 9 years ago:
Her face is softer. She's younger, so of course it would be. My point is that the only way a face gets harsher over time (presumably--this is my amateur opinion) is with plastic surgery and heavy botox. She is beautiful here, and she's beautiful in the famous Seinfeld episode:
"By the way, they're REAL, and they're FABULOUS!" *Slams door*
Teri, the REAL you is buried somewhere under all the obsessive dieting and botox. Somewhere along the way, your sweet young-thing persona was replaced by a desperate woman who is clawing frantically at the last shreds of her youth instead of embracing the powerfully attractive middle-aged woman she could be. It's a crying shame that someone doesn't put a stop to all these women competing with 20-somethings. Nothing says fashion faux pas quite like denial.
Someone stop the madness!