Dost our eyes deceiveth us?
Is this Kelly Osbourne?
The Princess of Pout? The Queen of Cloud?
The Crown Jewel of Cross? The Oracle of Ornery?
The Potentate of Pissy? The Incarnate, Breathing, Derelict of Mirth?

But soft, what light from yonder JPG breaks?




That smile could light a small town for at least a day.




And THAT smile could keep NYC warm!

Kelly, babe, we love you! We knew you could do it! You can wear whatever the crap you want as long as you smile like that. We're so proud.